Î, òóïîé Err íàó÷èëñÿ ïåðåâîäèòü ñòðåëêè è êóêàðåêàòü "ñàì äóðàê". Êàêîé ïðîãðåññ! Åùå íåìíîãî, è òâîé óðîâåíü èíòåëëåêòà äîñòèãíåò óðîâíÿ òðåõëåòíåãî. Ïîçäðàâëÿþ.
Î, òóïîé Err íàó÷èëñÿ ïåðåâîäèòü ñòðåëêè è êóêàðåêàòü "ñàì äóðàê". Êàêîé ïðîãðåññ! Åùå íåìíîãî, è òâîé óðîâåíü èíòåëëåêòà äîñòèãíåò óðîâíÿ òðåõëåòíåãî. Ïîçäðàâëÿþ.
Ñìîòðèñü â çåðöàëî âðóê è ïîâòîðè ýòè ñëîâà ìíîãî ðàç, ýòî ïðî òåáÿ.![]()
Ó Err çàêîí÷èëèñü ñëîâà è îí íà÷àë èãðàòü â ïîâòîðÿëêè, ÷òî ñîîòâåòñòâóåò åãî IQ.
Ñìîòðèñü â çåðöàëî âðóê è ïîâòîðè ýòè ñëîâà ìíîãî ðàç, ýòî ïðî òåáÿ.
ÿ ïîíèìàþ, î ÷åì ýòî. î ÷ðåìåðíîé ðåãëàìåíòèðîâàííîñòè æèçíè. èç-çà âèäèìî ñàìîãî óñòðîéñòâà òàìîøíåé çàêîíîäàòåëüíîé è èñïîëíèòåëüíîé ñèñòåì. è ýòî ëèøü îäèí èç ïðèìåðîâ. ÷àñòî ýòî ïðèâîäèò ê äèêîìó, íåâîçìîæíîìó ñ òî÷êè çðåíèÿ çäðàâîãî ñìûñëà àáñóðäó.Ñîîáùåíèå îò ppp
In New Orleans it is prohibited by the fire code to curse a fireman when he is engaged in his official duties.
 íîâîì îðëåàíå ïðîòèâîïîæàðíûìè ïðàâèëàìè çàïðåùåíî ïðîêëèíàòü ïîæàðíîãî, êîãäà òîò çàíÿò äåëîì.
In Washington state, there is a law that 'a motorist with criminal intentions [must] stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
â øòàòå âàøèíãòîí, ñóùåñòâóåò çàêîí ïî êîòîðîìó àâòîìîáèëèñò ñ ïðåñòóïíûìè íàìåðåíèÿìè îáÿçàí îòàíîâèòñÿ ïðè âüåçäå â ãîðîä è èçâåñòèòü ïî òåëåôîíó î ñâîåì ïðèáûòèè øåôó ìåñòíîé ïîëèöèè.
In Eureka, Nevada, it is illegal for men who have mustaches to kiss women.
â íåâàäå íåçàêîííî, äëÿ ìóæ÷èí ñ óñàìè öåëîâàòü æåíùèí.
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job- for men only- called a corset inspector.)
â âèðäæèíèè, æèåíùèíà íå ìîæåò âûõîäèòü áåç êîðñåòà. ñóùåñòâóåò äàæå ñïåöèàëüíûé èíñïåêòîð ïî êîðñåòàì - è òîëüêî ìóæ÷èíà.
In Connecticut, You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
â êîííåêòèêóòå, ïîëèöèÿ îáÿçàíà âàñ îøòðàôîâàòü, åñëè âû åäåòå íà âåëîñèïåäå ñî ñêîðîñòüþ ñâûøå 110 êì â ÷àñ.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor in Denver.
â äåíâåðå íåçàêîííî îäàëæèâàòü ñîñåäó ñâîé ïûëåñîñ.
In Woodstock, NY it is illegal to walk your bear on the street without a leash.
â íüþ-éîðêå, íåçàêîííî âûãóëèâàòü ñâîåãî ìåäâåäÿ íà óëèöå áåç ïîâîäêà.
In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
â ìèññóðè, æåíùèíàì íàîáîðîò çàïðåùåíî íîñèòü êîðñåò.
In California, community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
â êàëèôîðíèè ëèäåðàì ñîîáùåñòâ âûäàåòñÿ ïðåäïèñàíèå ïî êîòîðîìó íåçàêîííî îñòàíàâëèâàòü äåòåé áåãàòü ïî ëóæàì.
In Connecticut, you are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
â êîííåêòèêóòå , íåëüçÿ õîäèòü ïî óëèöå íà ðóêàõ.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
â ìèíåññîòå, ìóæ÷èíå íåëüçÿ å..òü ñâîþ æåíó åñëè ó íåãî âîíÿåò èçî ðòà ëóêîì, ÷åñíîêîì èëè ñàðäèíàìè.(åñëè îñòàëüíûì - òî ìîæíî) åñëè òîãî ïîòðåáóåò æåíà, çàêîí îáÿçûâàåò åãî ïî÷èñòèòü çóáû.
In Florida, a special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
âî ôëîðèäå, ñïåöèàëüíûé çàêîí çàïðåùàåò íåçàìóæíèì æåíùèíàì ïðûãàòü ñ ïàðàøþòà ïî âîñêðåñåíüÿì è òà áóäåò ïîäâåðãíóòà çà ýòî àðåñòó, øòðàôó èëè òþðåìíîìó çàêëþ÷åíèþ.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer!
â âàéîìèíãå ñóùåñòâóåò ñïåöèàëüíûé çàïðåò ïàðàì çàíèìàòüñÿ ñåêñîì ñòîÿ âíóòðè õîëîäèëüíèêà â ñóïåðìàðêåòå.
In New York, a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
â íüþ éîðêå, ñóùåñòâóåò øòðàô çà ôëèðò. ýòî ñòàðûé çàêîí îñîáî çàïðåùàåò ìóæ÷èíàì ïîâîðà÷èâàòüñÿ íà óëèöå è ãëÿäåòü íà æåíùèíó "îñîáûì îáðàçîì".
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Ïîñëåäíèé ðàç ðåäàêòèðîâàëîñü lexie; 15.12.2013 â 19:47.
ó ìåíÿ åñòü âè́äåíèå! ... òåëåâè́äåíèå!
Íó òàê êëàññíàÿ ñòðàíà æå, ÿ âàñ óâåðÿþ"Öàðñòâî çàêîíà". Íàïðèìåð ðàñêàçûâàëè ñëó÷àé êîãäà îäíè ïðèåçæèå, íî îñâîèâøèåñÿ ëþäè èñïîëüçîâàëè åãî â ñâîþ ïîëüçó.  îäíîì øòàòå õëîïíóëè êðàñèâóþ æåíùèíó ïðÿìî ïî ïîïå âî âðåìÿ òîãî êàê îíà øëà, îíà åñòåñòâåííî âûçâàëà ïîëèöèþ õîòåëà çàñóäèòü ýòîãî ÷åëîâåêà. Íî ïî çàêîíó òîãî øòàòà êàæäûé ìóæ÷èíà îáÿçàí çàùèùàòü æåíùèí è äåòåé îò óãðîç îïàñíûõ íàñåêîìûõ. Îí ñêàçàë ÷òî õëîïíóë åå ïî ïîïå, ò.ê èìåííî â òîò ìîìåíò åé óãðîæàëà îïàñíîñòü.  èòîãå, ýòî îí åå ÷óòü íå çàñóäèë, îò òîãî ÷òî îíà îáâèíÿåò åãî â ñîâåðøåíèå ÷åñòíîãî àêòà ïðàâîñóäèÿ è ñîáëþäåíèÿ ïðåäïèñàíèÿ. Âñå çàïóòàëèñü è îòïóñòèëè îáîèõ ñ ìèðîì :D
î òîì è ðå÷ü. ÷òî ýòî íå ñòðàíà çäðàâîãî ñìûñëà. ñ ÷åëîâå÷åñêîé òî÷êè çðåíèÿ. à ñòðàíà çàêîíèêîâ è þðèñòîâ. è ïîëèöèè ïðèçâàíîé èñïîëíÿòü.Íó òàê êëàññíàÿ ñòðàíà æå, ÿ âàñ óâåðÿþ "Öàðñòâî çàêîíà". Íàïðèìåð ðàñêàçûâàëè ñëó÷àé êîãäà îäíè ïðèåçæèå, íî îñâîèâøèåñÿ ëþäè èñïîëüçîâàëè åãî â ñâîþ ïîëüçó.  îäíîì øòàòå õëîïíóëè êðàñèâóþ æåíùèíó ïðÿìî ïî ïîïå âî âðåìÿ òîãî êàê îíà øëà, îíà åñòåñòâåííî âûçâàëà ïîëèöèþ õîòåëà çàñóäèòü ýòîãî ÷åëîâåêà. Íî ïî çàêîíó òîãî øòàòà êàæäûé ìóæ÷èíà îáÿçàí çàùèùàòü æåíùèí è äåòåé îò óãðîç îïàñíûõ íàñåêîìûõ. Îí ñêàçàë ÷òî õëîïíóë åå ïî ïîïå, ò.ê èìåííî â òîò ìîìåíò åé óãðîæàëà îïàñíîñòü.  èòîãå, ýòî îí åå ÷óòü íå çàñóäèë, îò òîãî ÷òî îíà îáâèíÿåò åãî â ñîâåðøåíèå ÷åñòíîãî àêòà ïðàâîñóäèÿ è ñîáëþäåíèÿ ïðåäïèñàíèÿ. Âñå çàïóòàëèñü è îòïóñòèëè îáîèõ ñ ìèðîì
÷òî åñëè áû â ýòîì ñëó÷àå ÷åëîâåê íå íàøåë òàêîé ëàçåéêè? ÷òî áû ñ íèì ñòàëî? èëè çàïëàòèë øòðàô èëè ñåë.
ó ìåíÿ åñòü âè́äåíèå! ... òåëåâè́äåíèå!
Äà íå, ÿ áû ñêàçàë ñòðàíà ìîøåííèêîâ è ïðîñòèòóòîê, íî íå ñîâñåì âåðíî áóäåò. Åñëè áû íå çàêîí, òî òàì ïðîñòî áîëüøå íèêàê íå óäåðæàòü òó ïóáëèêó, ìíîãîíàöèîíàëüíóþ ê òîìó åùå. Ïîýòîìó è øòàòû ñî ñâîèìè âîëåèçúÿâëåíèÿìè êîðåííîãî ïðîæèâàþùåãî íàñåëåíèÿ. Ýòî â ïðèíöèïå íå ñàìûé ïëîõîé âàðèàíò. Íî â öåëîì âû ïðàâû.
Òóïîé ÷åëîâåê áóäåò ìíîãîêðàòíî ïîâòîðÿòü îäíó è òó æå ãëóïîñòü, à óìíûé ëèøü ïîêðóòèò ïàëüöåì ó âèñêà.
Ñìîòðèñü â çåðöàëî âðóê è ïîâòîðè ýòè ñëîâà ìíîãî ðàç, ýòî ïðî òåáÿ.